Description
Celebrate your carpenter humor with this hilarious and edgy design! The shirt features a grinning skeleton in a yellow apron, surrounded by saws, hammers, nails, and tools, paired with the quote: “Measure Twice, Cut Once… Unless You’re Me. Then It’s Just A Lucky Guess.”
This design captures the chaotic charm of hands-on craftsmanship and is perfect for any carpenter who knows the struggle of winging it once or twice. The bold colors, cartoon skull, and rugged workbench layout make it stand out in the workshop or at the bar.
Perfect for DIYers, professional carpenters, or anyone who knows the thrill of last-minute fixes.
Available in T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s built for both comfort and laughs.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@silveroakmarket.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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